Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night… Its bloodied body is what I cling to…
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
W.A.S.P.: To **** something.
Manowar: To fight side by side with Thor’s mighty minions!!! To rock, drink and ****… and be metalll!!! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: …
Slayer: To refuse this f**king rage, reject God and be baptized in blooood!!!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died…
Annihilator: Chicken isn’t it frightening, chicken aren’t you scared…?
Yngwie Malmsteen: To unleash the f***ing furrrry!!!
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses… just like witches at black masses…
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: To ride for vengeance, fight for honour, glory, die in fire!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE!
Misfits: To rape your mother and kill your baby today! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Evergrey: It went in search of truth!
Saxon: Was it wearin denim? Wearin leather?
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, ****ed, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates ofblashyrkh… mighty grim ravendark…
Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astralforces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh…
Gamma Ray: You evil farmers! You!

Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAeeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you’ve ever slain, he is tears in your eyes,he’s the bringer of the blight…
Cruachan: It’s on the rocky road to Dublin!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it’ll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Blind Guardian: Across the street it will believe!
(back vokal: Across the street it will believe!)
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
H.I.M.: He wanted to join the other chicken in death.
Pantera: For he’s a f***in’ cowboy!